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This is REALLY my last post......here [Jul. 9th, 2005|12:23 am]
Josh
I think everyone should add my (waste of time and space) new journal...lets hope I do this right...O screw it I'm bad with computers. Here:http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=doogsiakdov


Fine so I cant hotlink, wanna teach me? Go for it!
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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2005|10:20 pm]
Josh
[mood |boredbored]
[music |more Russian...its growing on me]

Blah...LJ has bored me, so I think I'm done posting. I'll still comment, but I think this'll be my last post.
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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2005|08:00 pm]
Josh
[mood |pissed offpissed off at Fox]
[music |Its russian...I dont know]

I have just benn angered by TV.

Fox specifically. I really haven't seen/heard a more dehumanizing second (literally 1 second) in my entire life!!

Its about 8 so the Simpsons are coming on, we all like the Simpsons right? Well we know Fox is a little bit...ummm shall we say right-wing?

So, the start, right after the credits (when they run into their house) they displayed a message: same sex marriage is discussed, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!

WHAT?!?! VIEW DISCRETION! Why the FUCK would we need to exercise discretion?! "oh no gay people might get married, lets change the chanel!"

Holy shit sticks, I knew our media was fucked up but to say that is going too far, way too far.

Being Heterosexual is NOT a crime. Being Christian is not a crime. Being Jewish is NOT a crime. I could go on like this but I think you get my point. And any Heterosexual couple getting married is NOT a crime or warned about on public Television! Why should same sex marriages be warned about at all!! It's...It's...It's I just don't know whats coming of this country... It's like we're going back in time. People can't help being straight or gay, research has proved that and if you dont like it, eat me. Sorry, It just pissed me off...a lot!

I understand it's Fox. I also understand that I probably shouldn't get angry about things like this, but it can get under my skin.

Boycott Fox. I like some of the shows and I'm sure you do but I quit. I dont care. I'm done with it. I know I wont do much, and most people probably didnt take any notice of that message. Some of you probably think I'm nuts just for writing this, I cant say I care that much. I thought that was ridiculous. I still do. I dont know I just think the whole antihomosexuality thing is wrong.

If you dont feel free to comment and give your reasons, I'll be sure to reply.
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another rant [Jun. 23rd, 2005|12:21 am]
Josh
[mood |thoughtfulthinking about the Europe idea]
[music |I believe I can fly- Me first and the gimmie gimmies]

Okay I'm gonna start with the less important stuff on my rant and it'll go from there...not to anywhere in particular just somewhere.

Anyway like I was saying, I was watching that "Drawn Togerher" show, because its on before the daily show...which we all know is great, right? right. Anyway, if you've ever watched that show you know its FUCKED UP! Its impossible to discribe...Its just weird. I wonder how people sit down and write that shit...wait...I write this!! Nevermind I think I'm starting to understand where there're coming from...now I'm scared.

Anyway, my point: that show is fucked.

okay now my important point and something I'm sick of. Poser, just the word annoys me and it has...well ever since Annie added it to the "words I cant stand" list. Now that I think about it I hav to wonder: how can someone be a poser? Is the way we're supposed to act so set in stone that if we act differently we are fake and posers? Or is it just something to say about people we dont like, or like different things? I can understand some people being "punk" or a "rapper" or whatever you want to do but how can you be a poser? Is it by "pretending" to be punk? But how can you pretend to be punk? If you sick by what "punks" think and listen to the music, doesnt that make you "punk"?

It just cant work!!! If you're "emo" then you're "emo" and if you're "punk" then you're punk". Thats my bottom line. Maybe I just dont get it. Anyway I hate that word and if anyone was willing to read about it, I am willing to tell them.

Anyway we dont hav to go to Personal Fitness tomorrow because...well I dont know but they're not making us go so I'm sleeping in and being damn happy about it!!! It was a pretty long course but the 1st week was the worst after that it was easy and just overall: dumb. People failed the tests, I didnt know how because I easily (by that I mean without giving a shit and talking the WHOLE TIME I was supposed to be working; (see taco waffle post) managed an A on every test but 1. Other people managed to get 30%s!! Anyway it was enough to entertain me for a while. Now thats over and its on to LMS I just hope we dont get tests. I dont think we do.

Okay I'm bored...again so I'm gonna read what other people on LJ wrote...here we go!

Wait before I start posting any of that stuff I hav a question: why do you read this stuff? Meh, I'm just wondering.

No ones posting anything to interesting...Anyway I'm bored, life needs more room for spontaneity. Like right now, we coundnt fly to Europe or Asia because...well who the hell whould let us?! Some day I'm just gonna bike to the bank, Get out every cent I hav and go somewhere. I dont know where...Europe maybe. I'd say the Holland, England, or Switzerland. I'll make some friends, hav some fun and...hell who knows what I'd do. Take my Bike, a few clothes, and money. If I get bored, I'll come back. Sound like a good plan to anyone? Anyone wanna come, it'd be more fun with more people. Next Summer or something, just for the whole summer, back up our bags and go...think about it, seriously! Sometimes I kid but I seriously think this is something worth doing. Might tell my folks might leave them a note, how cool would that note be?

Dear Mom and Dad,

I was bored today and decided to do something about it. You may notace my passport is missing. I'm in (name of country). Dont believe me? Check out where my bike is? Not in the garage is it? Still dont believe me? Check my bank account, any money left? Didnt think so. Please dont call the cops to track me down...It can only cause a national issue, and no one wants that. Anyway I'll be back (insert date here). I'll call when I get there and then however often you want. Next summer, send me to camp so this doesnt happen again!

Love,
Josh

Imagine your parents getting THAT note hahahahahaha! That reaction would be priceless.

Anyway my point, we need to do something, something BIG something that none of us will EVER forget, something we could tell stories about. I dunno go to Holland and get blazed, go to England and get so drunk we end up in Russia. Who knows?! Use your imagination!! Man I hav the best ideas after dark. If anyone wants in on this, seriously, say something, maybe we can ACTUALLY DO IT!! Just a summer of wasted youth. Talk to people my folks know, find a place to stay with their kids or something. Basically, just hav a summer that no one could forget. Think about it if you have some guts and thing you can deal with some crap. Tell your parents not to bring you to that damn resort to sit around and do nothing with them and let you go to Europe without them!! Say it'll be a good life experence or some shit.

It'd be the best.

If you agree with me and we end up going...Abandon all hope, he who enter here. I still think its a great idea. And thats becides the fact that this state sucks...anyway you get my point.

Man I really cant top what I just wrote. No matter what I say it coundnt be cooler. I quit for tonight.
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2005|12:59 am]
Josh
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Bob-NOFX]

Man, "Reno 911!" SUCKS! It's just really bad writing, the actors ould be funny but the script is really bad.

O well its 1 am and they're playing the daily show so I'll be content...for about a half hour.


O yea! The reason I was posting: I hate spam. I cheked my e-mail...56 e-mails (okay, I havnt checked it in a while!) anyway out of 56 do you wanna know how many I read? Well I hope so, otherwise why would you read this? I read 0. I did not get a single worthwhile e-mail

I was watching c-span earlier...dont ask...anyway politics doesnt make sence, I mean I understand it, but it doesnt work. I dunno, did you hear about the law they're trying to pass, so that people who wear their pants below their ass get fined? Well they were trying to get it through...I dont think it made it, but come on people! think things through!

Thats enough ranting So, who wants in on my poll? It is: what is the next country we will invade? We can all bet and the winner takes the pot. My guesses are Syria and Iran.

The Democrats were forced to the BASEMENT! the damn BASEMENT!!! eqality to all men at its finest.

I'm gonna look at other peoples LJs because I'm bored.

Lizz's LJ is beoming like mine...excelent...*taps fingers*

NOFX...sweet.

Some people need to learn when to stop talking, I'm probably one of them but I never learn so too bad.

Anyway, there's a lot of emo people on LJ. If you check the resent posts or whatever a lot of people seem depressed or something...o well

This is an AIM convo that someone posted...this person is stupid. Wow.

CoolASaMoose78: what state is colarado in?
WrongedRosePetal: ..
CoolASaMoose78: ??
CoolASaMoose78: is it far away?
CoolASaMoose78: whatever state its in
WrongedRosePetal: lemme find out
WrongedRosePetal: one sec
WrongedRosePetal: http://aistm.org/usa_map.htm_txt_usa_map_cmp.gif
CoolASaMoose78: not working
WrongedRosePetal: k
CoolASaMoose78: just tell me what state is it in?
WrongedRosePetal: http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/images/usamap.new.gif
WrongedRosePetal: take a look
WrongedRosePetal: and tell me
WrongedRosePetal: what does CO stand for
CoolASaMoose78: wait this map doesnt have towns
CoolASaMoose78: or citys
WrongedRosePetal: ....
WrongedRosePetal: that's the point
CoolASaMoose78: huh?
CoolASaMoose78: just find a map with towns
WrongedRosePetal: what in the hell do you think CO stands for
WrongedRosePetal: what state is CO
WrongedRosePetal: CO!!
WrongedRosePetal: CO!!!
CoolASaMoose78: ITS CALIFORNIA
CoolASaMoose78 I SAID COLARADO U IDIOT!
CoolASaMoose78: just tell me what state its in
WrongedRosePetal: now you're just being annoying
WrongedRosePetal: you do know
WrongedRosePetal: I'm sure
CoolASaMoose78: I AM NOT
CoolASaMoose78: WHAT AM I MISSING
WrongedRosePetal: look at the map
WrongedRosePetal: where is california?
CoolASaMoose78: UR BEING ANNOYING AND NOT TELLING ME
CoolASaMoose78: o california is ca


Holy shit...I got dumber by reading that...a lot dumber

People hav told me I look like the guy from napolion dynamity or whatever so I'm gonna take a test to make sure I'm not like him....at all, here goes:


Okay nevermind...it called me tater tots or something so I hav no idea. Fuck it


nikki
You are the 'regular' teen. Don't worry, alot of
people will get this result. However, you set
pretty high/low goals for yourself...and you
believe you are the only one in the world.
But, there are alot of people with your
attitude. You tend to wear regular clothing,
or you are forced to wear colors you don't want
to. (such as your mother always buying you
pink / blue clothing) Sometimes you feel
horribly lonely and want to hide, but as
always, you find something to give you reason
to continue. You can either hate or love
school, one opinion please. Never fear, you
are not one of a kind...and that is kinda nice
to hear, since there are other teenagers out
there with your exact view on life.

You
could get a job as an author, Teacher, editor,
architect, buisness owner, or administrator.
Good luck in life, and don't forget that no one
is ever alone.


What type of teenager are you?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^^After school special...2 Th3 3xTr3aM


Your wise quote is: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" by Oscar Wilde.

^My quote...man thats a good quote.

So my mom wants me to do work in a 3rd world country some summer or something. I dunno why but she brought it up so I said cool. I'll go to eastern europe or something.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH INFOMERCIALS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people use fonts soooooooooooooo damn light that you hav to highlight it to read???? huh? Someone giv me a reason! I'm sooo tired and confused!!

We get thursday off so I dunno what I'm gonna do then...maybe just celebrate the end of Personal Fitness somehow...give me ideas if you got this far in my entry.

Also If you got his far type: "Btw congrats" at the bottom of your post. <an old practice New word/phrase I hate: "word" I dont know why, its just annoying. I'm fading fast and its only 2AM man I'm becoming a lightweight...Sad. I know what I can do, I'll type random words into the URL bar and see what comes up. 1st word: blogking And I dont speak Chinese...or whatever the writing is. BTW I hav firefox so I dont hav to add the .com, suckers 2nd word: candy Meh weird site Okay this has grown old. Thats all for me tonight, I think this was my most pointless post ever.

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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2005|04:18 pm]
Josh
Whouldnt it be great if taco bell and waffle house merged and made waffle tacos? I dunno we were talking about it in Personal Fitness and I thought it was a great idea
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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2005|10:33 pm]
Josh
Okay I've found the coolest invention...ever, period. You don't understand...The coolest invention ever...the chopper. Man some of those customs are so pretty. If I had the $65000 I would pay it so fast...well I'd probably save it but you know what I mean.

They're just so cool. Some of them are shitty, but those...well we'll forget those. If you look around even for a minute...Its like a convertable only a million times cooler...<that was probably the dumbest thing I've ever written. Man you know what I hate??! Mini bikes they're like what real choppers EAT! There was no point to this entry at all...Sorry to have wasted your life.
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2005|02:50 am]
Josh
[music |look below...to the entry before this]

Got this off Haylees LJ and its almost 3 AM and I'm bored so here:
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with someone of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired

(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of ur friend's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your livejournal friends(they're my real life friend too)
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) purposely set a part of urself on fire (just ask Roper about this one)
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
( ) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
( ) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
( ) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled (seriously people we have to stop this one)
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had/have braces
( ) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
( ) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime (I lived in Cape Town!! Its like #2 in the fucming world for crime!)
( ) pole danced
( ) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
( ) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like dying
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins (I felt really bad but all I had was a shit load of dimes and nickels)
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (you people know this one already)
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) danced in the rain (I hate the rain)
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about
( ) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true (a shitty one)
( ) humped a monkey (WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??)
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them (the look was priceless, I needed an oscar for that one!)
( ) kissed a mirror
( ) sang in the shower
( ) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish (refer to "humped a monkey" above)
( ) worn the opposite sex's clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel (I tried once...didnt work)
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn't take a shower for a week (did all of us when we were like 5?? Be honest!!)
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(x) gone streaking (it was my cousins fault...least I made 5 bucks...canadian)
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) caught a butterfly
( ) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test (we all have! Liers who dont admit it!)
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
(x) been kicked out your house (my dad called me facist once and tossed me out. At least I earned it by acting like a facist dick.)

Man that didnt waste a lot of time...I'm still not tired enough to sleep...FUCK

I hate the morning news people...they think people becides me are up at 3 AM to watch them.
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2005|02:12 am]
Josh
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |my songs, see below]

Buggley Eyes, Straight Edge and I fought the law and I won are the best songs...at least this week. I should probably go to sleep...2 AM on a "Personal Fitness" night. Drinkin beer in the hot sun, I fought the law and the law won! Good stuff
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A quest! A quest I say! [Jun. 12th, 2005|10:53 pm]
Josh
[mood |boredbored...o so bored]
[music |they're some crap on the TV but I cant tell what it is]

Okay, its around 11...ish and I'm bored because Crossing Jondan or whatever pig shit I'm watching should be a chinese torture. The actors need lessons too. Bah forget it. Not worth the time.

Anyway, to my quest, I've decided to try to find the stupidest thing ever written by someone. Not someone famous. I'm looking for someone who posted on LJ. So right Now I'm scanning the "resent posts". So I guess it wont be the dumbest thing ever written but the dumbest thing recently written. Good enough for me.

So for most of it doesnt seem like anything more or less interesting than what we would write about, only its less interesting because we dont know the people...Crap the news! I hate the news but I hav a real reason. Not because I'm a moron and dont want to be educated...okay so that a little, but seriously all you can see on the news is: celebrity gossip, sex, violence, weather, death, war (usually including death). And it gets redundant and educates you about as much as a leapfoag set could. By the way if you watch the news, sorry...I'll get you a leapfrog set.

Someone in CANADA got taggedjust like Nikki! hahahahahahahhahahaha! What wont we do for entertainment...I should talk...

Someone finished doom 3...Lets hav a moment of appreciation...thank the lord thats over!!

Holy crap...People write longer entries than me...But theirs MEAN something. I think they take this long entry thing seriously...I'm just wasting time.

Okay I hav a new short term goal which I doubt I can accomplish but I really wanna try some Absinthe. Its got sin in the name...got to be good. Becides that hallucinogenic drink...I'd say its the shit.

Okay back to the quest...

I'd like to take a break to say...Russian is one of the top 3 languages...along with hebrew and germain...english can come after the 11 languages of South Africa.

I've found it!!! The dumbest thing ever written!

As found here: [info]kdholmes I dunno if that worked or not... O well here it is:
Only 69 days left till school starts!!! :)

Why would a humanbeing WANT THAT!! AHHHH!!!!! ITS AWFUL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY LORD WHY?!




Okay I'm just kidding but seriously why count that??

I'm watching M.A.S.H. and this was nasty...The high ranking dude ( Idunno if hes a general or what) just basically sedused a small Korean boy with fudge...Now I'm creaped out.

Someone took an IQ test and got a 95...I will now take it to illistrate my brillence or idiocy...lets find out.......I got 100. And it says above average...for an overall...On a normal IQ test a deranged inbred redneck monkey out of a Texas mental hospital could get 100! Well maybe I'm exagerating but you get the point. I've come to the conclusion that the person that made the test probably actually does hav an IQ of 100. Hmmm I'll retract that last statement out of...regret, no not the one...remorse, respect, humility, not those...O yea fear of jailtime for slander o well. Man, I'm bored and probably listened to too much Rammstein, that may explain my outlandish behavior. Okay no more Rammstein for me, for Green day, dead kennedys and NOFX...moving on.

Someones entry just reminded me I hav to check on Warped(tour). I forget the date...anyone know it???? damn I'll keep looking...they hav a calander...maybe I do hav a 100 point IQ. Most of these bands suck...I'll just bring my iPod and turn it up real loud, I'll get good music and people will get to see me in public that way everybody wins! No seriously someone give me some bands that are worth seeing and are at warped otherwise I can...not go (?) who knows. O well...moving on.

I'm gonna see whos online...Theres a LOT of people because its not that late yet.

So I'm talking to Kasey Hanmi and CJ

Kaseys flipping out for reasons to remain confidential.
CJ is being her awesome self
and me and Hanmi are talking paintball...paintball rules!

Aw man CJ signed off.

Oh shit its that FC-11 or something show...the one with the space captain and all hta sci-fi crap. My left arm feels numb...I'll switch it before I get a heart attack.

Ash told me to look at Nikkis LJ because shes on Nikkis SN so I'm reading...that was probably confusing.

You people should be reading Nikkis LJ. It's 1090981746981437689146741760736942567735760945789063786905 times more interesting than mine. This is just the rantings of a sober bored 14 ytear old kid. Nikkis stuff happened in real life!!!

Man Nikkis night makes my life look pathetic...I'm gonna go hang my head in shame.
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